Total Medals Earned: 86 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,070 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Solve the first puzzle
Make friends with a bird
Solve all the levels
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Make it 1000m
Medals Earned: 2/40 (10/230 points)
Open the first present!
Open the third present!
Open the second present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the thirty-second present!
Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Witness the Day of the Little Candles
Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)
Open all the presents
Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/570 points)
Equip any item
Get 100 kills in a game
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Buy it from the store
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/500 points)
Play the game
Get more than $100
Get more than $1,000
Get more than $2,500
Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen
Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)
Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!
Get more than $5,000
Get more than $10,000
Get all of the 8 yarn balls
Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes
